These days...

Just got back from a family reunion in Colorado for the fourth. Good times. I talked to a friend of mine this afternoon who is on a family vacation of sorts. We had the following conversation:

Him: "Do you remember Brett Saberhagen?"
Me: "Sure."
Him: "He's teeing off right in front of me. He's big. He's put on some weight."

I feel like my readers should know that Saberhagen has put on some weight. Next thing you know, someone's going to tell me Bert Blyleven shaved his beard. Or even worse, that Pete Incaviglia lost weight. I also loved Mark Lemke.