Well, I'm at work, and there are roughly thirty minutes left before I clock out. So, I began to wonder, what takes longer than the last 30 minutes at work? Well, here's what I've come up with...
- The last 31 mins of work
- The last 32 mins of work
- Okay, okay, I'll show some restraint. The last >30 mins of work. There.
- Christmas Eve
- Waiting for anything when you have to pee
- Driving to a place which you do not know the location of and you're looking for the street sign like you look for the last pringle
- Apparently, a baseball game. I had no idea, but that's what my fiance tells me.
- The end of 70% of the sermons heard on any given Sunday
- Dick Vitale trying to whisper two words (I'm still not sure it can be done)
- The last minute of any NCAA March Madness basketball game that is within 10 points
- The collective montage taken from ANY Dallas Cowboys game of Bill Parcells making his angry face at some "bonehead" play one his his players just made
- Yao Ming tripping on a banana peel? Eh... maybe not.
- Speaking of montage, ANY 80s film is bound to have at least one 30+ minute montage of something insignificant (like going to the mall, going on a date, leaving the mall, etc.)
- I've timed it, and I can make it 32.67 minutes without laughing out loud at the Atlanta Hawks
Well, I'm starting to run out of anything good or funny, so I'll stop here. It's now 3:46, and the last 14 minutes isn't looking so good either. Feel free to add your own ideas. If nothing else, it's always good to hear from Jesse and Leslie.
4 comments:
You're so gonna get fired.
Ironically, yesterday was my last day. I quit, because I was worried about getting fired (not really).
you forgot seventeen things.
1. The last two hours before picking a girl up for a date
2. The distance back to my place against the wall after being turned down by a girl
3. The last night of a death sentence
4. that feeling in the stomach after eating a whole monti Christo by myself
5. inertia
6. small rocks
7. churches
(Oh I'm sorry those last two were things that float)
6. Purgatory
7. the final moment before a mid term is handed back (especially a midterm partially graded by nick faris
8. Hell
9. any song I hate that is on the radio
10. water buffalo
11. I would do anything for love by Meatloaf
12. a "what's happenin" marathon
17. the last two pages of a paper that isn't going well.
And apparently a complete list of 17...
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